This article is more for fun, but who knows... Maybe it will help you with building a stage name with some of these last names..

Ader Titsoff
Adolf Oliver Nipple
Albee Fuctifino
Alotta Bush
Alotta Fagina
Alota Vagina 

Amanda Bangor
Amanda D. P. Throat
Amanda Doomy
Amanda Faulk
Amanda Huginkiss
Amanda Hump
Amanda Lay
Amanda Lick
Amanda Lick
Amanda Mount
Amanda Poker
Ana Linjector
Andy Cornholder 
Andy Felterbush 
Andy Fetersnatch 
Andy lickther 
Andy Phuckterpuss 
Andy Phucter
Anita Bangor
Anita B. Jaynow
Anita B. Lojob
Anita Bath
Anita Blackman
Anita Bohn
Anita Bona 
Anita Dick
Anita Dickinme
Anita Dump
Anita Fuch
Anna Gaspuwer 
Anita Gofradump
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hardcock
Anita Head
Anita Hoare
Anita Hummer 
Anita Jackoff
Anita Lay
Anita Little 
Anita Longerman
Anita Manda Ball 
Anita Mandelay 
Anita Masingil
Anita Naylor
Anita P. Ness
Anita Pussy
Anita Semen
Anita Wackoff
Anita Woodcock 
Anita Woody
Anita Wyderbox
Anna Bortion
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Annya Lipschitz
Anya Neeze
 
Barry McCociner
Barry McDikkin
Barry Mapole 
Bea Chermeat
Ben Derhover
Ben Dover
Ben Gurgen Hoffe
Ben Jackinoff
Ben N. Syder
Ben O. Verbich
Ben R. Over
Ben TimOver
Ben Wabawls
Berry McCaulkiner
Betty Bangzer
Betty Drilzzer
Betty Humpter
Betty Phuckzer
Betty Phucter 
Betty Yeragoodlay 
Bill Lowbiter
Bo N. Herr
Bo Nerr
Brooke N. Rubbers
Bruce D. Cocque
Buck Nekkid
Buster Cherry
Buster Hymen
 
C. Mike Rack
Cantsia Weiner
Chastity Belt
Chris P. Nutts
Claude Balls
Clee Torres
Clint Toris
Cole Ostamie
Colin Forsecs
Connie Lingus
Cox Ucker
Craven Moorehead
Curley Pubes
 
Daisy May Blow
Dang Lin-Wang
Daryl B. Payne
Dave Head 
Dean Gil Barry
Dee Flower
Dia Rhea 
Dick Aiken
Dick Alred
Dick Army 
Dick Assman
Dick Beiter 
Dick Bender
Dick Beninya
Dick Brain
Dick Burns
Dick Bush
Dick Butkus 
Dick Cheese
Dick C. Normus 
Dick Cranium
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Daily
Dick Eder
Dick Encider 
Dick Face
Dick Finder
Dick Fitzintite
Dick Fitzinwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Handler
Dick Head
Dick Hertz
Dick Holder 
Dick Hungwell
Dick Hunter
Dick Hyman
Dick Johnson
Dick Kisser
Dick Less
Dick Lipps
Dick Little
Dick Long
Dick Myaz
Dick N. Butts
Dick N. Cider
Dick N. Snatch
Dick Nose
Dick Payne
Dick Pole
Dick Pound
Dick Raasch
Dick Ramdass
Dick Rasch
Dick Schwab
Dick Scott Wood 
Dick Seaman
Dick Slocumb
Dick Smack
Dick Stick
Dick Struck 
Dick Sucker
Dick Swett
Dick Swollan
Dick Tater
Dick Trickle
Dick Wacker
Dick Wad
Dick Weed
Dick Zucker
Dickie Chew 
Dill Doe
Dirk E. Sanchez 
Dixie Normous
Dixie Rect
Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
Dixon Butts
Dixon Cox
Dixon Hand
Dixon Kuntz
Dixon Myezz
Don Keedix
Doug McCockin
Dougie Style
Drew Peacock
 
E. Jack Ulayte
E. Norma Scock
E. Norma Stits
E. Normous Peter
E. Rex Sean
Eaton Beaver
Edith D. Pussy
Edith McCrotch
Edith Mydick
Eileen Ulick
Elaine R. Over
Emmerson Bigguns 
Emmerson Littleuns 
Emmerson Niceuns 
Enorma Skank
Eric Chin
Eric Shun
Eric Ted Long
Eric Tyldisfunction
Erin Gobraless
 
Farr King
Fawn Dell Maibalz
Fawn Dillmiballs
Fonda Cox
Fonda Dix
Fonda Peters
Frank Lee Gay 
Freida Brest
Frida N. E. Wan 
Fudd G. Packer
 
Gay Barr
Gerald Fitzpatrick
Giv M. Head
Gall E. McOxbig 
 
Hans Omaicok
Hans Updeskirt
Harry A. Ness
Harry Asscrack
Harry Azcrac
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Ballsack
Harry Ballsonya
Harry Balzac
Harry Balzitch
Harry Beaver
Harry Cox
Harry Dick Hunter
Harry Dix
Harry Dong
Harry Johnson
Harry Kuntz
Harry Nutt
Harry P. Ness
Harry Paratesties
Harry Peters 
Harry Reams
Harry S. Balsak
Harry S. Houle
Harry Sach
Harry Sax
Harry Scrote
Harry Setatesties
Harry Weiner
Harry Undersack 
Haywood Jablomi
Heywood Jagoblowhim 
Heywood Japhucker 
Heywood Japhuckhim 
Heywood Jiblomy 
Heidi Salami
Helda Coccen-Mihan
Helda Dick
Helen Back
Helen Bed
Harry Balzac
Herb Eaverstinks
Herb Utsmells
Herbie Versmels
Holden A. Pare
Holden Dix and his wife Sharon Dix 
Holden Hiscock
Holden McGroin
HO LEE FUK
Homer Sexual
Honor Knees
Houg Gebreasts
Howie Feltersnatch
Howie Phuckterpuss
Howie Phucter 
Hugh Beeotch
Hugh G. Buttnoogie
Hugh G. Dildeaux
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Gass
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gebrests
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Hugh Jardon
Hugh Jewnitt
Hugh Jorgin
Hugh Junit
Hugh Fatasso 
Hugh jass 
Hugh Jorgan 
Hugh Jorgasm 
Hugh Jundys 
Humphrey Lee
Humphrey Willy
Hyman Berston
 
I. Sal Balls
I. Yankit
I.C Yadick
I. Fartatu 
I. M. Hung 
Iama Hore
Ida Fucder
Ilene Dover
Ileen Forward 
Ilova Gudfach
Ima Buttmunch
Ima Frute
Ima Goodlay
Ima Hoare
Ima Homeau
Ima Homo
Ima Hooker
Ima Horndawg
Ima Horndog
Ima P. Ness
Ima Rapist
Ima Reilly Cumming
Iona Dick
Iona Glasscock
Iona P. Hole
Issac Cox
Issac Dick
Iva Biggin
Ivan Itchinanus
Ivan Kutchakokov
Ivan Yerkinov
Ivana Cumalot
Ivana Fucku
Ivana Phuckalot 
Ivanna Gitof 
Ivana Gifa Laccio
Ivana Hafsechs
Ivana Havesex
Ivana Hump
Ivana Humpalot
Ivana Shroomslap
Ivanna B. Spanked
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Jerkitov
Ivanna Semour Butts
Ivanna Threesum
Ivanna Tinkle
Ivona Screw
Iwonna Ryder
 
Jack Goff
Jack Hoffer
Jack Inoff
Jack Knauf
Jack Mehoff
Jack Ma Wang 
Jack Mahogoff 
Jack Schitt
Jack SlapperAskie 
Jack Soffalot
Jacques Off
Jacques Sheet 
Jason Pussy
Jawanna Blowme 
Jen Etzel
Jen Italworts
Jenny Taylia
Jenny Tull Warts
Jenny Tulworts
Jew C. Tuatt
Jocelyn Cocque
Joe Blosus
John Arhea
John Outhouse 
Joy Ryde-Myaz
Justin DeFront
Justin Heranus
Justin Herass
Justin Hermouth
Justin Yermouth
Kareem M. Pants
Kari Mysac
Kimmy Hed
Kenya Swallow
 
Lar G. Rection
Layla Konswallow
Les Bea Anne Lovers
Lisa Swallow 
Liz Bien
Long Medick 
Lotta Cox 
Lotta Hore 
Lou C. Twatt
Lou Sanus
Lou Sass
Lou Skunt
Lou Stools
Lou Spussy 
Lou Swimmin
Lube McCock
Lucy Bowels
 
Madam Dick Burns
Madam Dick Itches
Madame Cocburns
Madame Crotch
Madame Dick Burns
Manley Balls 
Manaj A. Twaa
Manny Kanblo
Martha Fokker
Master Bates
Mat Sterbator
Matt Sterbate
Maud R. Fokker
Major, Dick Holder 
Max E. Pad
May I. Tutchem
Maya Achinballs
Mel Ester
Mia Buttreeks
Michael Toris
Mike Hawk 
Mike Hockertz
Mike Hunt
Mike Littisore
Mike Litoris 
Mike Ockinyu 
Mike Oxawopper
Mike Oxhard
Mike Oxlittle
Mike Oxlong
Mike Oxsbig
Mike Oxtinx
Mike Rotch
Mike Rotchburns
Miles Long
Miles Long
Minnie Pad
Mister Hyman
Mister Period
Moe Lester
Mona Little
Mona Lott
Monica Blewbillski
M.T. Sack 
Mr. Bation
Mr. Completely
Mrs. Hiscock
Mya Blousfalopan 
Mysha Long
 
N. Joey Magoo 
Neil Anblomee
Neil Anblomi
Neil Down
Neil Enbob
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Neil Gaiman
Neil Inlick
Neil Zineatser
Nick Eyres 
Nida Pee
Norma Snockers
Norma Stits
Niel Anblowme
Noe Schitt-Sherlock
O. Howie Dickter
Oliver Bush 
Oliver Closeoff
Oliver Clozov
Onostatio Beaverhousen 
Ophelia Balls
Ophelia Cox
Ophelia Cuming
Ophelia Nutz
Ophelia Rass
Ophillia Balls
Otto B. Astripper
 
P Hole
P. Enis Meany
P. Ness
P. Nisevny
Pat Herboub
Pat Hiscock
Pat Maweini
Pat McCock 
Pat McGroin
Pat McHunt 
Pat York Hunt 
Pat McRotch
Pat Myaz
Patrick Fitzgerald
Penny Tration
Pete O'File
Peter Beter
Peter Breath 
Peter Dragon 
Peter Fitzinwell
Peter Gosinya 
Peter Insidya
Peter Johnson
Peter Usedenuf
Phil A. Show
Phil Accio
Phil Atio
Phil C. Rottencrotch
Phil McAvity
Phil McCrackin
Phil McCreviss
Phil McCrotch
Phil Mianus
Phil Mycaulk
Philis Ardon
Phillip A. Butt
Phillip Herpanties 
Phill Herbutt 
Phillip McCrack
Phill McHunt
Philip Herass 
Phillip Mipanties
Phillip Oliver Holz
Phillip Oliver Krevises
Phillip Purass
Phuc N. Stupid
Poppa Woody
Pussy Galore
 
Ram Dass
Ran Sidass
Randy Peter
Ray Pugh
Robert Ennema 
Rob McLitoris 
Rhoda Duck
Rhoda Hotte
Ricardo Cabeza
Richard Cranium
Rhoda Hardcock 
Rocco Z. Caulk
Roch Myaz
Rod Gozinya
Rod Stiffington 
Roland D'Hay
Rolen Thehay
Rolinda Bitches 
Rolinda Joint 
Ron Chee
Rosie O' Kunt
Rosie Palm
Ross Crodum
Ruben Mycock
Rueben G. Spaut
Rueben Z. Clitz
Rusty Kuntz
 
Sal T. Rection
Sarah Tonin
Sasha Pandiaz
Sawyer Crack
Sawyer Snatch
Scott Hiscock
Seaman Sample
Seaman Staines 
Seymore Butts 
Semour Asscrack
Seymour Snatch
Seymour Weiner 
Shara Dick
Sharon Cox
Sharon Head
Sharon Peters
Shea Verpussi
Sophanda Peters
Stacy Rect
Stella Virgin
Stikit Inya
Stu Gotz
Stu Pidass
Stu Pidassoe
Sylfilthia Rottencrotch
Sylvia Dooble-Fitz
 
Tal E. Whacker
Tara Dickoff
Tara Himen
Tara Holenme
Tara McClosoff
Tara Nupsumass
Tara Scrodum
Tess Eckel
Tess Tickles
Todd Lerfondler 
Toss Misalad
Tony Handcock 
 
Vye Agra
Vye Brator
 
Wang Phat
Wan Ta Rim 
Wanda Rimmer
Watson Herbusch
Wayne Kerr
Will Liciipanti
Willie B. Hardigan
Willie Dicker
Willie Eatmeout
Willie Fisterbottom
Willie Focker
Willie Layer
Wilma Dickfit
Wilma Fingerdoo
Wilma Handue
Will U. Suckminuts 
Woody Viagra
 
Yandeeda Horgasm
York Hunt
Zig Steenine